I love Safeways because... It's a community of shoppers, united by a common purpose.
I love Tony Blair because... he wears eye make-up for the people, live on TV.
I love Tony Blair because... he's here today, gone tomorrow. (26 June 2007)
I love Supertram because... it's got wings.
I love emailing because... I can yak on obsessively without ever being interrupted.
I love bras because... I need all the support I can get.
I love cigarettes because... they might kill me before I get Alzheimer's.
I love dogshit because... It's totally organic, biodegradable, and keeps perfectly still.
I love the surveillance society because... I like attention wherever it comes from.
I love hyperlinks because... they open up Vistas to other worlds.
I love my bottom because... I can quickly evacuate in case of an emergency.
I love self-adhesive stamps because... I don't have to lick the Queen's backside.
I love the flowers in little cracks in paving stones because... it shows that we really can survive on very little.
I love Supertram because... of the super way it doesn't stop near me.
I love Supertram(p) because... someone's got to.
I love Supertram because... it bankrupted Sheffield City Council [allegedly].
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